abernathyvalois:

feminine urge to Know Everything and speak 12 languages

tagged: +Fav 

banshees:

skyskii:

banshees:

america lower drinking age so i can legally buy water

what the fuck do you drink on a daily basis

goo

tagged: +Fav 
tagged: +2022 

supergameboytwo:

recuperationdisliker:

did hillary clinton ever give amy adams her pen back

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tagged: +Fav 

marinebiologyshitposts:

0rdi-deactivated20211118:

marinebiologyshitposts:

clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

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yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you’ll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

tagged: +Fav 

jewishbuckley:

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

tagged: +TRU 
Anonymous asked:

let's slap dave chappell next. and let's rip up jeff dunhams puppets while he is tied to a chair and forced to watch. let's give amy schumer electric shock therapy. do you see how you sound

tagged: +Fav 

Also pretty incredible we can all communicate what each of us are going through non verbally online at any given moment of time. What an incredible and inhuman and sacred power that is driving us all insane

tagged: +* 

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

socialjusticeace:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

tumblr is the only social media site that doesn’t crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn’t reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual’s creative writing exercise

girl what

girl i was very verbose about it

tagged: +Fav  +4th wall 

Watching Hannibal. Why did thosemen want to fuck each other so badly

tagged: +* 

ambientwitch:

lindamanz420:

ambientwitch:

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had

Olive…

Everyone hates this thought I had so much

tagged: +I feel it  +Favorite 

anti-internetprolotustragicus:

I’m literally never reincarnating again

tagged: +Good luck!!! 

warlordfelwinter:

there’s a tortoise at work and he’s 30 years old and I love that he’s 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go “does the man want his appy slices??” and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

tagged: +who doesn’t ?!?  +Fav